Left unattended...

I'm having movie night with the kids while Phoenix has ditched me for the next two days to hang with her family in Laughlin, where she swears she won't drink or gamble excessively. *laughs wildly* Yeah, I believe that. When she returns I will be planning a trip for myself. If she gets a break from the kids, then so do I! But I digress...I am seriously overdue in a venting blog. I'm just going to put a few things out there that I am sick of holding inside. Ready? I hope so...I'm going to sound so bitchy too...*grins*


Firstly, if you look like a man, no amount of makeup, dresses, or hair bows are going to make you look like less of a man. It's like putting lipstick on a pig...It's just a pig with lipstick...it doesn't look any better. And if you look like an ugly man, stop posting fucking pictures of yourself every fifteen minutes on Facebook. Fuck. I don't want to see your ugly ass face in the same fucking pose. It's enough to make me want to delete a bitch.


Secondly, if you're posting shit on Facebook, like ecards and shit, don't be all like, "I wish people would learn this lesson" when it's a fucking lesson you need as well. For instance, if you post an ecard claiming that it must be nice to get everything handed  to you and not to have to work for anything, you better not be a lazy mother fucker who expects handouts all the time. I mean, I can't stress how hard it is for me to read shit like that and not be all, "Ummm...I'm sorry...Was this ecard about you? Because the shoe fits..." *rolls eyes*


Thirdly, all of your ridiculous political rantings will never convince me that being conservative is the right answer. Rant and rave away, but know that I am rolling my eyes each time I see your posts. Every president we've had has been a fuck up in some way...Seriously. Bush Jr was a fucking idiot. Obama isn't perfect. Clinton had all kinds of sex. Bush Sr is the dad of Bush Jr and seriously, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And so on and so forth. Politicians are corrupt. It's how it goes. I'm not accepting the status quo, I just know this is what's going to keep happening because everyone is bad-ass behind a keyboard, but no one votes to fix shit.


Fourth, I fucking hate office politics. If you have an issue with me, don't go behind my back and tell someone else what you think...just fucking tell me. I'm a big girl and I wear my big girl panties daily. I can handle my own shit. I really don't get why people gossip. Speaking of office politics, it also sucks when you get a promotion and lose all the people you thought were your friends. I guess if they can't handle this, then they weren't my friends, but it's a shitty lesson to learn.


I guess that's it. My pizza should be here any minute. Deuces...